apocalyptic-genderpunk:

showerthoughtsofficial:

If our buttcracks were horizontal they’d clap when we climbed stairs.

This is the shitpost we’ve all been waiting for

(Source: reddit.com)

appetitusinvictus:

when Jesus knew Judas would betray him but invited him to brunch just for the drama of it all

colourofoctober:

My answer: 10

The text book’s answer: 1537.22222222

Me:

thecommonchick:

I hate when ppl ask what I’m doing tomorrow like no offense but I don’t know what I’m doing right now

(Source: thecommonchick.com)

beyoncebeytwice:

i need more redeeming qualities my amazing sense of humor isnt getting me anywhere

shindysbaby:

you know what sucks? everything bye

petermaximoff:

bodyglitter:

i love when illegally downloaded music has cover art

#tbh #like this is the quality content i didnt pay for

cloudbff:

Me: depression isn’t bothering me
Me: *forgets to eat, either sleeps too much or not at all, feels nothing 90% of the time, doesn’t change clothes for 8 days*
Me: positive vibes ✌